I am unaccountable for the garbage I put out into the world. And you are unaccountable for reading it. You’re welcome. These are Haikus about terrible life experiences. 

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2.13.17

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1

Deliberations

occupy most of my time.

I don’t have answers.

 

2

Loneliness is fun

except when you’re not around.

Then it’s traumatic.

 

3

I dreamt that my cock

was bigger than a building

and you fell off it.

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Written at 11:23 at night, in my office, in Agoura Hills CA, while fighting off a debilitating bout of hunger. I am going to make some food and eat it way too fast and bend over with sharp stomach pain and go to sleep and wake up groggy and fatter. But everything will be fine.