5.2.17

I think every politician should be required to speak into a microphone shaped like an anatomically-perfect erect penis.

In fact, I think all microphones should be anatomically-perfect erect penises.

Will this make us more reckless or less reckless with our words?

It will, in any case, make watching graduations, award ceremonies, weddings, and debates much, much more fun.

Written at 11:32 at night, in my office, in Agoura Hills CA, while debating whether I should take a shower first, then eat–or eat, then take a shower.