• children are the only living things on the planet that must be convinced to eat and sleep.
• elevators have no recreational value, while stairs do.
• sex is controlled violence.
• no narcotic is designed to make you feel worse.
• suicide is the flip side of masturbation.
• this is not a poem.
• you are wasting your time.
• our eventual death makes all time wasted time.
• sound is moving air.
• loneliness spreads like an airborne virus amongst groups.
• heart disease can be cured by requiring people to eat their meals in saunas.
• reincarnation implies there is a recycling plant for souls. we should be sorted accordingly.
• the ceaselessness of time makes history impossible.
• ceaselessness is not a word.
• to shed quick weight, donate blood.
• at any given point in time millions of people are orgasming.
• orgasming is not a word.
• those opposed to slavery should not own pets.
• the first human being to learn levitation will rule the world.
• the concepts of money and legislature refute free will.
• passions are outlets for socially acceptable psychoses.
• semen could have been any color.
• this poem has mentioned semen three times.
• that last point was technically a lie. but how?

Written at 12:17 at night, in my office, in Agoura Hills CA.