THIS IS DINGLEBERRY PHILOSOPHY 6.24.17

  • children are the only living things on the planet that must be convinced to eat and sleep.
  • elevators have no recreational value, while stairs do.
  • sex is controlled violence.
  • no narcotic is designed to make you feel worse.
  • suicide is the flip side of masturbation.
  • this is not a poem.
  • you are wasting your time.
  • our eventual death makes all time wasted time.
  • sound is moving air.
  • loneliness spreads like an airborne virus amongst groups.
  • heart disease can be cured by requiring people to eat their meals in saunas.
  • reincarnation implies there is a recycling plant for souls. we should be sorted accordingly.
  • the ceaselessness of time makes history impossible.
  • ceaselessness is not a word.
  • to shed quick weight, donate blood.
  • at any given point in time millions of people are orgasming.
  • orgasming is not a word.
  • those opposed to slavery should not own pets.
  • the first human being to learn levitation will rule the world.
  • the concepts of money and legislature refute free will.
  • passions are outlets for socially acceptable psychoses.
  • semen could have been any color.
  • this poem has mentioned semen three times.
  • that last point was technically a lie. but how?

Written at 12:17 at night, in my office, in Agoura Hills CA. 

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