Hear ye! Hear ye!
It will take a lot
to turn me into
a decent man.
In the meantime
I suggest we all prepare.
Stow away canned beans
and hundred gallon jugs
of water. I suspect my maturity
will onset like a natural disaster
something meant to be prepared for,
an agent of destruction.
We might not make it out of this
Written at 8:54 at night, in my office, in Agoura Hills CA.